MacArthur Park
verb: to defecate into a urinal.
noun: a pile of human feces in a urinal.
etymology: references the line “someone left the cake out in the rain” of the famous jimmy webb song.
first known use: 2010
who macarthur parked in the bathroom?
a park in los angeles, also the t-tle of one of the most awful songs ever, where the parks ‘melts in the dark’, like a cake left out in the rain.
macarthur park is melting in the dark, all the sweet green icing flowing down. someone left the cake out in the rain. i don’t think that i can take it, ’cause it took so long to bake it, and i’ll never have that recipe again! oh noooooooooo!
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