macbook

a sleek, modern, and powerful piece of technology. sometimes it’s so reliable, you forget how awesome it is.
yeah, i’ll bring my macbook and we’ll work on it then.
over price piece of sh-t.
it’s $999 and has a quarter the ram, half the hard drive size, 600 mhz slower, have the video memory of my vaio which i got for 700 dollars
the only reason you should buy a macbook is because makes you look cooler in the eyes of hippies
a blazingly fast, extreamly cool laptop. replaced the cr-ppy ibook in early 2006.
expected to be a cash cow for apple, as simply the color black costs $150.
more features and speed than windows will ever have.
loser: sh-t! my dell just froze again!
macbook user: ditch that peice and get a macbook!
macbooks are laptops built and sold by apple. they have very limited resources, are incapable of running software, and are priced at about…oh…your first born child. lots of ‘shiny’ effects, bells and whistles decorate the mac os. the good news is they look cool. the bad news is that it doubles the cost of the laptop.

see, when you buy a mac, you’re not just buying a computer. you’re buying an image. a personality. something that will show the world how awesome you are.

it’s interesting to notice the laptop types when moving from major to major in a university. for example, in the computer science department, about half the people use linux, half use windows. in the engineering and math departments, about a fourth use linux, and 3 quarters use windows. in the geology department (see rocks for jocks) macs are predominant, with a slight sprinkling of windows thrown in. in business (douchology) and the liberal arts (sponsored by your local femin-z- chapter!) cl-sses i’ve taken, i’ve yet to see a single non-apple product.

so, as you can clearly see, the amount of macs bought by a population sample is inversely proportional to that sample’s knowledge of computers and technology.
macbooks are like linux, without the free.

business major: brah i bought a mac! i’m gonna get so wasted with it! and then have s-x with it!
liberal arts major: ohhhh, that is, like, soooo cool. i, like, got a mac too. it cost three times as much as a windows computer, but isn’t it, like, so preeeettty??
a type of computer owned by hipster f-ggots who thinks its superior to other brands due to its looks. in reality, all it is is a sh-tty computer that comes pre-installed with osx, which you can easily get on any computer, and outdated technology. but, dont take my word for it, go to their website and look at how much they charge for 2-3 year old technology.
hipster: my mac book is way better than your pc!
windows user: yours is a pc too, f-cktard. pc means personal computer
linux user: why would you spend so much on a sh-ty computer? if you really like osx just install it on a better computer.
a truly amazing laptop, extremely fast and relatively cheap compared to other mac computers ($1100). i bought one last week and it hasnt failed me. where as my brother bought a dell xps and bam bye bye xps.
me: aaaaaaaah my macbook is sooo sweet

brother: grrrr i hate the cr-ppy dell!
definiton #1: pretty useless unless your recording music or running a bussiness.
definition #2: the computer you own if you drive an suv, drink starbucks daily, and believe you are hip, mordern, and enviormental.
definition #3: the computer you own if you enjoy rubbing unimportant things in peoples faces.
definition #4: one of the most difficult things to opperate.
#1-
joe: i’m going to go play sims 2 on my macbook!
bob: wtf? you can do that much easier on a pc.

#2-
-talking on blackberry-
“hold on babe, let me go run by starbucks and then i’ll go google it on my macbook.”

#3-
kyle: haha! your pc sucks, my macbook is so f-cking cooler!

#4-
“wtf? why do i even need that thing on the side?”
f-cking amazing, commonly though of as a non-gaming computer by pc owners, but now it can run windows (through bootcamp) rendering pcs completely useless-er.
“my mac book can do everything your pc can, and it does it for less money and twice as good.”
“pcs are so amazing!!! we can use windows vista!”—“f-ck you, my mac can run vista and osx b-tch.”

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