MacBook AIr

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an extremely useless, and overpriced, “computer.” it serves more purpose as a paperweight than it does as a computer.
macbook air? who the f-ck approved that?
2
1. an underpowered and overpriced waste of sp-ce (or lack thereof). you pay $3,000 for a computer that:

a) runs more slowly than your previous computer
b) lacks an optical drive (cd drive)
c) is flimsier than the manila folder in which it can be crammed

the positives…the macbook air:
a) runs leopard (slowly)
b) is thin as sh-t (and about just as practical)
c) has a full-size keyboard (f-ck you)

2. only slightly more money-efficient than gambling.

3. the epitome of steve jobs’ reality distortion field.
1. i just bought a macbook air. when i found out that there was no optical drive, i used its razor-sharp thinness to slit steve jobs’ throat.

2. vegas was more worthwhile than that piece of sh-t macbook air.

3. steve jobs hypnotized me with thinness then f-cked me over.
3
the latest incarnation of macbook computers. unbelievably thin, razor sharp, and pretty much invisible all around.
“hey, jim, did you see my new macbook air?” “no.” “neither did i.”
4
a £1,271 party trick. amaze your friends by putting your macbook air into an envelop. then chuck it away and use your regular £500 laptop instead.
macbook air owner: look! it fits into this envelop! how cool is that?

person: nice, what do you do on your macbook air?

macbook air owner: huh?
5
the world’s most expensive cake cutter.
hey guys, check out what my macbook air can do!
(hp exec rahul sood @ his birthday)
6
yet another failed attempt by apple such as the power mac g4 cube and the twentieth anniversary macintosh.

the 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there’s only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. the fastest processor is 1.80ghz. ventilation can’t be too good because of the small size. the battery is also non user replaceable, the ram is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. it also has an incredibly stupid name.
person 1: hey dude i just got a new macbook air!
person 2: wtf is a macbook air?
person 1: the new macbook by apple it’s awesome!
person 2: why.. what does it do, float or something?
person 1: no, it’s just the thinnest laptop ever!
person 2: i think you mean the sh-ttiest laptop ever.
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a laptop that apple got everyone to fall in love with because of the simple fact that it can fit in a manila envelope
person 1: hey let’s buy a macbook air
person 2: why?
person 1: it fits in an envelope
person 2: why the f-ck does that matter? are you going to send it to someone?
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yet another failed attempt by apple such as the power mac g4 cube and the twentieth anniversary macintosh.

the 64gb solid state drive will cost you $999 and the biggest hard drive size is 80gb 4200rpm, the ethernet port was removed and an external one has to be purchased if needed, there’s only 1 usb port, the cd/dvd drive was removed and its $99 to purchase one separately. the fastest processor is 1.80ghz. ventilation can’t be too good because of the small size. the battery is also non user replaceable, the ram is soldered on, and it uses mono speakers. it also has an incredibly stupid name.

good job apple (i hope my sarcasm was blatantly obvious there)
person 1: hey dude i just got a new macbook air!
person 2: wtf is a macbook air?
person 1: the new macbook by apple it’s awesome!
person 2: why.. what does it do, float or something?
person 1: no, it’s just the thinnest laptop ever!
person 2: i think you mean the sh-ttiest laptop ever.

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