MacBook wrists
when you get red marks on your wrists from typing on a macbook pro, due to the sharp-edged alumin(i)um.
whoa! have you been cutting yourself!?
naaa, i’ve just got macbook wrists. it’s the price we pay like girls with their stilettos.
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