mace
a substance which is sprayed at the intruder to burn his/her eyes
“dont forget your mace when its past 11”
a heavy spiked metal club used for breaking heads, a suitable subst-tute for the pepper spray.
so i pulled out my mace….he’s in hospital right now.
the worst forum owner and admin in the world.
user 1: have you seen mace?
user 2: yeah, his fat -ss is lazy.
user 1: lets quit his forum!
a metal pole with a blunt end used for smashing stuff
to “mace” somethign, is to steal it from somebody else, usually against the law.
a fair mace however, is completely legal and cannot be solved in a juditional court.
a fair mace only occurs when the person owning the product does not see the product in question getting “maced”.
“dude, you stole my chair!”
“can’t argue with a fair mace my friend”
“thats true. i’ll go sit on this spike.”
to always tell the truth;
to expose the truth;
to bang a horse
you suck, sorry, it’s the mace
i know you did it! i just mace’d!
i really want to mace
the antidote to the chronic condition of “abzism” – a debilitating disease where your mouth gets slowly replaced by a bull’s -rs-hole over years of just being abz. presence of a mace means that abzism in the affected patient will eventually disintegrate to the realisation that the defective gene “abz” is nothing more than a big pink softy.
“your mum is going into abz-a-phylactic shock, give her 10 units of macejuice. see, immediate response….. she’s stopped mooing.”
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