Macfriend
someone who appears to be a friend while convincing you to buy an apple mac. once you buy a mac and find out for yourself how unreliable it is, your friend is nowhere to be found.
i used to think brad was a friend but now that i’m having trouble with my new mac he is nowhere to be found. i should have known he was just a macfriend.
a person who sells you on overpriced hardware with overpriced software, which none of your friends have any idea how to fix when it goes wrong, so you have to rely solely on the person who recommended the mac to you, who’s normally too busy to provide support. written from personal experience, friend’s experiences, and also, i work tech support, and supporting customers who’s friends told them a macintosh was better and are never around when they have problems.
well, my mac friend said these are great computers. i can’t get a hold of him. how do you set up mac mail / entourage?
Read Also:
- Magician's Assistant
a s-x act in which one m-st-rb-t-s a man, while pressing against their cheek with their tongue. the resulting action resembles a p-n-s being f-ll-t-d at the same time. that girl just gave me the magician’s -ssistant.
- maingue
“maingue” is the correct spelling of the caucasian word “man”, which i kern’t even say. it is used by many of the greats on a regular basis (lil’ wyte, murphy lee, flipmode, etc.) hit me up, i gotcha maingue. sheeeeet mainge!
- malcom
malcom is a man who is so good with women that he can’t touch any without them dying of an intensive -rg-sm. commonly very good at having an erect p-n-s, swooning women and hackeysack. is that malcom? i hope he doesn’t touch me or i’ll die of a crazy awesome -rg-sm. i saw him playing […]
- Malingsia
malingsia (noun) is a sarcastic slang for malaysians. originally combined from 2 words “maling” (javanese, meaning “thief”) and “malaysia. malaysia keeps claiming indonesia’s national cultures as malaysia’s belonging, that’s the etymology of the word malingsia. malingsia claim maluku’s folklore “rasa sayange” as malingsia’s national culture.
- Devil’s Thrown Hello
devil’s thrown welcome anyone that breaks any of the 10 commandments on earth, will live a lovely and wonderful life…only to find out that when they die, their soul minds will receive a devil’s thrown welcome, by being shown the devil’s thrown by the devil himself…and will eternally sit on the devil’s lap, on the […]