MacFuck
what you call it when engaging in hard s-xual intercourse with the disk drive of a macbook. can often end in an i-j-zz. this is the only way ever reported cause of a mac crashing. it can also unfortunately. void the warranty.
harry stop having a macf-ck with your stupid macbook, its not even that hot. its tiger for f-ck’s sake. you are ramming an old man. you want some young leopard p-ssy like me 😉
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