mach rating
a rating system, which determines ur closeness to perfection of selfless and selfish balance. the ratings range from 0 to 4. the closest person at the moment to achieving this perfection is currently marc the spark malarky clown swedisco dmitri goddesswho is currently at mach 3.9991347592.
“give me all ur worldly possesions”
“no!”
“f-ck u! for that u r degraded from mach 1.23 down to 0.96. so there”
“shut up i dont care about ur shtupid mach ratings!…but i reckon moving me down 0.27machs was well harsh! oh come on im worth at least 1!”
-goes off and cries.
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