machine dick
a d-ck so rock hard that it can go through any hole, f-cking so fast it looks like your d-ck is a machine with batteries
“did you see joe last night?” “see? i was with joe that night.” “his machine d-ck f-cked me so hard that i had to yell stop six times.” “did he stop?” “no, hos machine d-ck just got tired.”
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