Machine Gun Fart
the putrid, rythimic production of successive farts, characterized my the rapid motion of machine guns, that produces overt, suffocating fumes that reflect those of dismembered, decomposing corpses and defecated, moldy genitalia.
(american version)
stacy’s disturbing machine gun fart caused our couch to vibrate like a cheap, pleather, coin operated mall m-ssage chair and produced, simoltaneously, the odor of rotting eggs and grandma natzi’s dirty, fungus infested feet.
(bronx version)
“sh-t! that nasty-ss sl-tt be maching gunning ma crib. she smell like ma boi’s used condoms. that b-tch gonna get shot.”
(wife beater version)
“yo white ho sl-tt! dat b-tch better stop gunning up da crib ‘fore i slap her up.”
(british version)
“darling…”
“yes dear?”
“your machine gun fart is disturbing me, i dare say. i’m quite sorry, but you indeed hint of the fumes related to bare -ssed monkeys in heat.”
“oh dear me! i should have foregone the prune stuffed peppers and pepto bismol!”
(bosnian version)
“evvo, evooo!”
“ma sta je mile?”
“ma smirdi mi na crepane macke i usrane gatce. sta mi ovde prdis po caucu kao ratnik?”
“jebem ti mater. jebi ga, nije ni moje dupe rutavo! i ti bi putco puske da si kusno jabukovacu!”
1 more definition
that fart that sputters on for a few seconds.
his friends h-t the deck as he let out a long machine gun fart
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