machine gun texts
texts that come in one per nanosecond, leaving you feeling like you’re under attack.
machine gun texter (mgt): hey. 4:20
mgt: whatchya doin? 4:20
mgt: wanna come over? 4:20
mgt: scott is coming over. 4:20
mgt: kurt too. 4:20
mgt: you should definitely come over. 4:20
you: hey! enough machine gun texts. 4:21
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