Machine Gun Typing
rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-click
-pause-
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-click
-pause-
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-click
and so on…
named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that ims until 5am every night.
also known simply as “machine gunning”.
coworker 1: “can you -ssist us with this project? we need everybody’s help, because there’s a ton of work.”
coworker 2: “i’m really busy right now. kind of overwhelmed.”
coworker 3: “bullsh-t! all you’re doing is iming your friends. it’s pretty d-mn obvious by your constant machine gunning. now do your frikkin’ job.”
i really needed to crash because i had the spins from partying too hard, but i was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he’ll probably never meet in real life.
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