Machine Queer
someone who always presses the “try me” b-ttons on toys and novelties at wal-mart and other such stores.
dude, put down the tickle me elmo, you’re such a machine queer.
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from the word manky (adj) to either mess something up or see/do something very disgusting and gross. reaching out and putting your hand in a big pile of sticky goo, would be described as manked 2 more definitions to be high off your -ss. yo i got so manked the other night with evan and […]