macho

male who cannot “lose face” in front of his mates or women. most macho men have the emotional range of a teaspoon and have enough empathy to fill the ink tube in a pen.

macho men find any contact with other males to be of “h-m-s-xual” nature, with the exception of the “manly handshake”.

the very thing kurt cobain hated.
example of a conversation between a macho and non-macho person, exemplifying the amountof empathy the typical macho person has:

non-macho person: “ohh, my leg hurts so much, i think it might be fractured or broken.”

macho person: “oh get up you f-cking cat, don’t be a b-tch.”
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masculine, virile (from spanish)
he tries to look macho, but ends up making himself look like an idiot in front of everyone.
a male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
generally shows a degrading att-tude towards women and sensitive men.

a typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn’t want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

for reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called “best friends” to these girls, aka “soul dustbin”.
jack is a real macho.
in his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

“…and then rob said he’d dump me for that b-tch amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don’t have? -cry-”
– this was the 84th time that the 18 year old single markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; what do machos have that makes these -ssholes attractive to women?
m-males
a-acting
c-childish
h-horrible and
o-obnoxious.

its in the dictionary, fools!
i’m a machooooo man.
literally, spanish for ‘male’. in english, used of a man to describe stereotypically male characteristics such as virility, strength and toughness, particularly with regard to s-xual attractiveness.
russell crowe is kind of irritating but he is really macho, so women like him.
best nacho on the platter. you know, the one with like, all the toppings.
hey man, don’t take the macho. i want it. it’s not ‘chos.
a male person that acts like he is the king of the world.
generally shows a degrading att-tude towards women and sensitive men.

a typical stereotype of the sports-loving sportscar-driving ultramale that doesn’t want to hear anything from anyone about their way of life.

for reasons unknown, girls in the age of 14-22 favorize machos while other guys get left behind as so called “best friends” to these girls, aka “soul dustbin”.
jack is a real macho.
in his opinion, girls have to do the housework
all alone, cook him food and wash his clothes.

“…and then rob said he’d dump me for that b-tch amy! booohooo, what does she have what i don’t have? -cry-”
– this was the 84th time that the 18 year old single markus heard this sentence, asking himself the very same question; what do machos have that makes these -ssholes attractive to women?