Macho Nacho


when a man marinates two fingers in his smelly sweaty ball sweat and then rubs the odor just under the nose of a friend or loved one.
why is alice vomiting?

dirty karl just gave her a macho nacho. he hasn’t taken a shower in six days.
a mexican gang bang.
“i need a macho nacho tonight! give me the beef and the beans!”

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