Macho Salad
-destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are “macho”
or
-to destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.
or
-as a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something
origin: a clip from a swedish movie, shown on youtube.
-dude, this homework is driving me crazy, i want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!
-macho man: you think i’m weak? okay..okay…-punches a huge dent in my own car-, yea there.
other guy: you’re an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.
-i’m going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
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