MACHOSLAV


alpha male amongst the slavic race. all genetic traces have linked back to polish ancestry. diligent searches in russia have turned up no machoslavs. very defined masculinity and a large muscle m-ss that stands above all others in any crowd. a large brain m-ss equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surp-ssed.
machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. victory is the only option for a machoslav. machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by lesser slavs and others who don’t measure up.
alpha male amongst the slavic race. all genetic traces have linked back to polish ancestry. diligent searches in russia have turned up no machoslavs. very defined masculinity and a large muscle m-ss that stands above all others in any crowd. a large brain m-ss equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surp-ssed.
machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. victory is the only option for a machoslav. machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by lesser slavs and others who don’t measure up.
alpha male amongst the slavic race. all genetic traces have linked back to polish ancestry. diligent searches in russia have turned up no machoslavs. very defined masculinity and a large muscle m-ss that stands above all others in any crowd. a large brain m-ss equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surp-ssed.
machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. victory is the only option for a machoslav. machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by lesser slavs and others who don’t measure up.

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