macmartyr
(also “mcmartyr”)
n. a user who intentionally buys a mac and the complains endlessly that nothing is compatible with it as though an evil world were persecuting him for his virtue.
reviewer one: “i gave this camera a bad review because its video files will not work on a mac with imovie, which is the best inexpensive video editing software available, that comes standard on all macs.”
reviewer two: “you’re right! and same those video files also won’t fit in the front slot of your betamax vcr either. boy, i just hate macmartyrs.”
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