macropenis


a person with an abnormally large p-n-s.
long dong silver, shaquille o’neal
a freakishly large p-n-s, usually accompanied by large t-st-cl-s.
unlike a chode, a macrop-n-s is both wide and long.
bob has a macrop-n-s, and it is a terrible burden for him.

alice has a crippling fear of macropenii.
an usually large male s-xual organ, capable of receiving another male s-xual organ in its urethral c-n-l.
omfg, is that a macrop-n-s?

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