macsturbate
what mac enthusiasts do with their expensive computers.
beating it to mac apps is an example of macsturbation, or to macsturbate
when i use ip-rn, i’m hit with an erotic display that simply boggles the mind. -tim heimerel
when a bunch of apple fanboys get together and talk up the most innovative apple products of the day.
i knew it was time to leave the room for a while when they started to macsturbate right in the middle of our conversation…
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