mad boner
beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.
hot babe- “man thats one mad b-n-r” (;p
mad b-n-ree- “bua bua!!”
b-n-r that is exceptionaly smooth and clean. the mad b-n-r is generally in a good mood but can sometimes bite.
guy with a mad b-n-r: “‘suuup”
unsuspecting chick: “oh.. my.. god… can i suck it?? please?”
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