Mad John
magical pirate man who lives in southfields in london. he has a magical bike that can fly at the speed of the average pirate ship and has a magical cutl-ss that can extend to any length.
mad john wants myself and david to: “find the iceberg!!” (that sunk the t-tanic)
mad john works as a pirate, but in his spare time, he is god.
he drinks special brew, and p-sses himself when he talks to you. (seriously)
mad john: “arr lads, find ye olde magical iceberg!”
me and david: “alright then”
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