Mad Mongoose
the name of the most feared modern pirate. rumors are that his real name is scott, but that is only a rumour. all that is known is that he is such a pirate that he pilages an entire city for sh-ts and giggles.
ahhhh@ we’re being pilaged by mad mongoose@ there is no hope@@@
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