Mad muffin disease
an extreme unhealthy addiction to m-ffins. may cause hulk like anger/strength if said m-ffin cannot be found. known symptoms are fighting/accusing friends of stealing said m-ffin even though he probably ate it himself. small p-n-s’s usually accompany this problem. taunting someone with this condition may my activate r-t-rd strength and intelligence and a tornado like spinning action with his fists out which basically means he’s indestructible.
dave: where my m-ffin!!!!!
fruche: dude relax we’ll find it
dave: faaaaaaaaaa
fruch: holy sh-t he’s doing that r-t-rded tornado thing again must be the mad m-ffin disease
#dave #coaleton #oakville #m-ffin #small p-n-s #douche
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