madame

noun, also “madam.” t-tle for a woman who owns a brothel. often one of the most powerful women in the world, a madame frequently has her phd and speaks multiple languages. she is neither pimp nor prost-tute, but a cl-ssy and extremely wealthy combination of the two. pimps and prost-tutes work under her. she may sleep with her pimps as she choses, but never in exchange for money (though she pays them to see after her girls), for she is a s-xually liberated woman. her practice is limited in conservative countries like the united states, where such inst-tutions as brothels are illegal.
sketchy man: so baby, how ’bout we go back to my hotel room?
madame: pardonnez-moi?
sketchy man: how much for an hour?
madame: um, are you looking for a job as a pimp or just a little company?
sketchy man: well, i was look for a lil’ somethin’ somethin’, know what i mean? what’s yo’ name?
madame: you can call me madame latch.
from the french “ma dame” (“my lady”), a respectful t-tle for a woman of high social status.

not the same thing as a madam, a woman who runs a brothel; a madam is something quite different from madame.
“ce qui toi indispose, madame?”
(“what upsets you, my lady?”)
1) a t-tle given to a woman of respectful stature.
2) a woman in charge of a prost-tuting men or women.
1.a female pimp. not prost-tute. not hoe. nothin like dat.
2.a (d)imp.
3.a female dat get’s her man on check.
madame:ay, n-gg-, betta listen cuzz i’m yo madame.

man:okay,want me to eat you out now?
when you are not happy with something you own
when my truck broke down people asked why i was mad. i told them “madame truck wont start.”