Madani


to pull off a totally unbelievable (fake) story and believe that the audience believed it, however incredible be it.
last night i was walking by and a bus stopped by. people from the bus started insulting me and there were about 40 of them. i got really mad and pulled inside and started whacking each and every one of them. then, i saw more help arriving to help the guys in the bus. i managed to jump through the window and ran for my life.

i just pulled of a madani
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n.
1. a unit of measurement roughy approximating 100 pounds. commonly used among bodybuilders.

2. california slang for a pinocchio boy-child
you’re lookin pretty big bro, how many madanis you been squatting?

who takes their shirt off at an ice rink? what a f-cking madani.

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