Madcret
(pr-nounced mad-cret)
abbreviation for mad cretin.
see cretin. a madcret is one who goes above and beyond the status of cretin. to be madcret you must excel in aspects of cretiness; stupidness, foolishness and dumbness.
pat: hey fella, what’s going on?
fella: nothing…
pat: how did you get that bruise?
fella: uhmm, fell down the stairs…
pat: at your house?
fella: yes…
pat: you don’t have stairs at your house, you have one step!
fella: so!?
pat: bahahah you madcret, only someone so stupid, foolish and dumb could pull off something like that.
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