madden mobile gods
a group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed ellen degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. this sociopath went on to find youtube fame, and as of november 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. the madden mobile gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in michigan, usa.
the ellen degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the madden mobile gods in his closet.
bella once caught the madden mobile gods’ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
can i join the madden mobile gods worship rituals?
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