Madden Pussy
noun:
a person who with little time remaining in the 4th quarter of a madden game has a clear chance to score a td and chooses to run out of bounds to avoid giving the ball back to his opponent and settle for a field goal, a smart yet seemingly cowardly move
greg: ad d-mn andre johnson broke one hes goin alright ill have to charge down the field for a comeback
chris:no you want this oh i accidently ran out at 5yrd line
greg:you madden p-ssy settling for a field goal to win the game
chris: madden p-ssy or winner it dont matter
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