maddox

owner and writer of “the best page in the universe”. real name george ouzounian, writes highly controversial, uconventional, and impractical work that is occasionally hilarious. has many people that view his work daily friends of maddox and many protestors mothers against maddox.
“have you checked out maddox’s latest writing?”
real name george ouzounian , he is the creator of the self-proclaimed the best page in the universe. he’s also a pirate who kicks -ss. he doesn’t like b-tchy women, kids, old people or t-tanic. people say he should be the king of the internet. i agree.
quotes from maddox: “for every animal you don’t eat, i’m going to eat three”
“littering kicks -ss.”
“i will kick your -ss for $25.”
also referred to as “the baddest mother-f-cker in the universe,” maddox is the epitome of all that is good about pirates, ninjas, lumberjacks and -ssholes. his controversial rants feed the fires of many wet-p-ss-ed liberals, dry-p-ss-ed soccer moms, and fat-p-ss-ed middle aged wh-r-s who pretend to care about the environment, prejudice, and children’s feelings. his strong views boast a lot of extreme fans or extreme anti-fans, but the anti-fans are f-ggots, so no one cares what they think. his great taste in good movies aids others to following the right path of mindless zombie movies and gore flicks such as bruce campbell vs. the army of darkness. his site is known, and often mimiced, for its black background, yellow link text and grey-text articles.
“sh-t, dude; maddox rocks b-lls!!!” – everyone
“i think i just totally got dragon kicked to the face after reading that article” – everyone else
george ouzounian, more commonly known as maddox, is the creator of the “best page in the universe”. he is infamous for his loathing of -ssholes, feminists, vegetarians/vegans, hippies, old people, children, politics… pretty much everyone but himself.
maddox is the supreme ruler of the internet.
a guy who writes humorous articles.
he has a large fan base, which contrary to popular belief, isn’t just a load of 12-18 year olds, and don’t all type in 1337 spk.

the majority of those who protest against his work are dull, or unintelligent:

-the dull usually moan about facts being twisted, or the articles being full of bias. if you want facts read a newspaper!! maddox’s articles are for humour only.

-the unintelligent label him as a “greasy nerd” or “f-g”, despite him being neither. they sometimes say that maddox can’t get laid, which is pretty ridiculous considering he has a hot girlfriend.

the mothers against maddox movement fall into both these categories. they really need to grow the h-ll up and get their priorities sorted.
guy: “maddox ur a f-g and ur greasy, even though u have a hot girlfriend, r famous, and make mo money than me”

guy2: “maddox, i visited your site expecting serious unbiased articles. i’m really dissapointed. i shan’t be returning, and i shall express my dissapointment on other internet sites. i suck -ss.”

mother against maddox: “i like to campaign against internet sites while my kids are out smoking pot and having underage s-x. i don’t have a clue how to be a good parent, so i campaign against things that aren’t really going to affect my child.”
1)maddox- owner of the best page in the universe. hates people who can’t spell, think, or are just total f-cktards.

2)maddox- the essential equivalent to che guevera, except in pirate form.
“”lol maddox u suc lolz u f-g get a lif that ting inm’t real!!!21!!#12” “the amount of work it must take to move your pinky those painful 5/8s of an inch is astounding. f-ck off.”

“maddox had to pay for some birth prevention pills for my b-tchy neighbors because i zapped them in the crotch with a stun gun too many times.”

“oh, that’s just maddox, off to liberate bolivia from sh-tfaced f-ckers who can’t type.”
funny guy, sprouted a group of menopausal d-ckless sh-ts named the mothers against maddox.
(on giving babies hot sauce:)

at first he liked it, but then he started to cry. so then i did what i always do when babies cry: i put him in the garbage.

heh maddox is a funny guy

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