Maddy and Milly
the two s-xiest people ever. everybody wants to be part of them, and everybody is jealous of what they have. every guy wants a chance with both of them, but only very lucky ones get it. their everything people wish they were. true to themselves and others. genuine, and great time. good girls to take home to the parents. 2 peas in a pod.
girl 1—“oh my god. last night i seen maddy and milly at a party wearing table cloths.. so that’s why i’m wearing one to school. because i want to be just like them!”
girl 2—“im so getting one of those now!”
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