Madidick


the name of a certain rare and elusive white whale. this creature is very rarely sighted amongst the seas as she has recently migrated to a certain dungeon, beneath a family of loving people. there, she spends her time sucking the souls of those around her, which she feeds on instead of krill. her whale song, rather than sweet is a horrible noise. humans are scarred upon laying eyes upon her. she has recently been captured by captain ahab (real name undiclosed for privacy reasons).
boy 1: whale off the starboard bow!!

boy 2: that’s no ordinary whale my friend. inform ahab. that is a madid-ck! his lover has escaped from her dungeon!

captain ahab: man the harpoons!

iggs girl: isn’t that just madi?

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