Madison Egg Beater
a madison egg beater is where you are doing a girl doggy style and really cramming it in to her, but decide you want to stick it up her -ss. as you are cramming her -ss, you get a nice lougie ready in your mouth and when you are about to -j-c-l-t- you flip her over, hock the lougie into her mouth and then shoot your load into her mouth as well; making the j-sm and lougie look like an egg on the stove. now take your d-ck and ram it into her mouth and swirl it around like an egg beater.
i brought this b-tch home last night from the bar and really wanted to pound it from behind. she begged for it in the -ss and i obliged, but then i decided i wanted to give her a madison egg beater- the dumb b-tch swallowed it all!
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