Madisonville

a town in western kentucky that is full of stupid people and nothing to do. this town has more hoes than las vegas, (thats why we call it mad-vegas.)
small town madisonville with a lot of nothing.
madisonville, texas:

population 8,500.

60% white caucasian
24% latin american
14% black (african american)
02% other
commonly referred to as: “madville”, “tha ville”, “mustang territory”, “po dunk texas”, “narnia”.

a) a little texas town, just barely big enough to call a city. sits just off interstate 45 between dallas and houston. forms a drug city triangle with bryan, texas and huntsville, texas.

b) also known as the mushroom capitol of texas

c) should be known as the meth capitol of texas
a) person 1: “yo man, where da h-ll we at?”

person 2: “d-mn man, i dunno, we in tha woods for sure though. look at them black folks riding horses down the highway!”

person 1: “well h-ll, that’s pretty crazy. but hey, look at that sign over yonder mayne, says we’re in madisonville…”

b) “i went to this little old town called madisonville for the mushroom festival… i was not entertained…”

c) person 1: “d-mn n-gg-! where’d all the drugs go!?”

person 2: -looking around frantically for a second- “well f-ck man, where’d i put them crock racks?”

person 3: -coming through the back door with a bl–dy nose- “hey bro, don’t worry bout the drugs, i gotta guy out in madisonville selling some meth for way cheap. ya’ll wanna make a quick pick up?”