madonna

a wanna-be-16-year-old who calls everyone that is better than her reductive. she’s supposed to be a singer or something. her true age is not known,but rumours say it’s between 80-150.
him: dude,madonna should f-ck off and retire.
her: agreed.
an extremely talented marketer, who over more than twenty years has excelled in the aggressive selling of an otherwise not particularly desirable product — herself. a triumph of style over substance. her acting talent was recognized by her being awarded a special “worst actress of the century” razzie at the 2000 golden raspberry awards. (has since seen the light and given up on acting). also an author, her best known work being 1992’s “s-x”, which was sold sealed in plastic — not because it was obscene, but because no one would have bought it if they were able to see how lame the contents really were. also supposedly a musician.
madonna has staying power in the public eye, although i’ve never been able to figure out why.
a. american pop icon (and faux brit). officially the highest-selling female artist of all time. also the richest and highest-paid female singer in the world as of 2006.

argued by rolling stone as the “most famous woman in the world”

b. ent-ty unreservedly and consummately beyond the first degree.
confessions on a dancefloor is the bomb! no sm-tty songs here – this alb-m takes the cake! madonna is the queen!
a very talented musician, actress, business woman and innovator.

madonna established herself as a force to be reckoned with within the pop music scene, until she started experimenting with her musical sounds. resulting in multiple grammy wins and sales over 200 million.

she has also taken apart in many other projects. landing the staring role in the movie evita, showcasing her talent as a singer and actress. resulting in a golden globe win.

musically, she has written the majority of her songs and is influenced by many musicians prior to her including david bowie and prince. her music videos have gained millions of views on internet sites such as youtube.

she is also an author, and has written multiple children books (most becoming best sellers).
jane: who is the queen of pop?

jesse: madonna, obviously.
a madonna is a statue or portayance of the virgin mary. it is a term usually used by catholics
there is a 10 foot madonna in this cathedral
it’s like watching your nan dance in her undies…
hey sam, he’s doing a madonna!
likely the most famous woman in the world. her controversies and ever-evolving image have kept her in the biz for twenty plus years, though sometimes hurting her commercial success as opposed to empowering it.

she also has several nice tunes and the best pair of legs in hollywood.
ex. missionary to african orphan:
“michael you are being adopted by mariah carey!”

response:
“no, no – i won’t have any food! send that tiny madonna for me please!”
1. the italian name for the virgin mary, mother of jesus

2. a pop entertainer who has some decent songs and does stupid image things to start controversies and sell alb-ms and other items like her book “s-x”. some of her videos have offended many people and some of them have even been banned by mtv, vh1 and other video networks and programs. they have featured things like s-x with a dead man, burning crosses, s & m scenes, violence, her in a very tight sweater (vogue)and more. she has posed for sm-t mags and p-rno flicks. her current tour features a skit where she acts as a dominitrix and sings while strapped to a cross, mocking jesus. the sh-tty teen pop phenomenon (britney, xtina, etc.) is entirely inspired by madonna, so she has a lot to answer for.
1. i saw a madonna and child painting at the art museum today.

2. while on tour in italy madonna invited the pope to see her show in rome. needless to say, he didn’t go. he, the local jewish community and the local muslim community asked her not to reenact the mock crucifixion scene in her rome show. she did it anyway.

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