Madras Regiment Penis Envy

the emasculating inferiority complex commonly experienced by caucasoid-mongoloid soldiers & civilians when facing or encountering black dalit-dravidian soldiers from the dreaded madras regiment. symptoms incl. complete shrivelling up of the p-n-s, full or partial retraction of the testes, clenching of the -n-s, loss of confidence, & onset of feelings of depression & cowardice. essentially, this is a sub-set of dravidian p-n-s envy, & is a
consequence of the general belief in the dimensional & erectile superiority of the black dravidian p-n-s.

one of the reasons the british tyrants relied so heavily upon the madras regiment in order to conquer the subcontinent was to exploit the intimidating fear indo-iranian peoples have of negroid-australoid or dravidoid warriors. these anxieties had in turn been previously exploited by the post-timurid nawabi & nizami states, which used armies mainly comprised of telinga regiments.

military -n-lysts insist that this complex is the main reason for the british victories against the bengalis, marathas, punjabis & burmese. likewise, both indian & pakistani scholars insist it is the root cause for the catastrophic defeats suffered by the pakistan army at the hands of the ‘thambis’ during the kashmir operations in 1947 & during the indo-pak wars of 1965 & 1971. anecdotes claim mrs indira gandhi intensified pakistani p-n-s anxiety during her wars by distributing madras regiment condoms among pakistani soldiers.
1) why madras regiment faces pak army

indian general: prime minister madame, why do you always make the madras regiment fight the pak army? we have so many other brave regiments!

indira gandhi: i want to give those paki sipahis (soldiers) a bad case of madras regiment p-n-s envy that they’ll never forget! once those f-ggot paki soldiers know just how inferior the 4-inch gulabi (rosy) paki p-n-s is compared to the 12-inch big black dravidian p-n-s, the pak generals are sure to lose every war they wage against us!

2) why pakistan has lost indo-pak wars
pak general: prime minister begum, why are you going for peace and not war with india?
ben-z-r bhutto: because our ‘brave’ pak army has always lost to the indian army!
pak general: begum! we are guaranteed to defeat the indian army next time, because everybody knows the 5-inch pakistani p-n-s is bigger than the 3-inch
north indian p-n-s!
ben-z-r bhutto: yes, and everybody knows the 5-inch ‘paki d-ck’ can’t compete with the 9-inch dravidian p-n-s, so your soldiers will lose again because of their pathetic madras regiment p-n-s envy!

3) a stupid question
pak general: why are you pakistani sipahis always so scared of those south indian n-gg-rs of the madras regiment?
pak soldier: your chutiya (stupid) question just proves that you’ve never seen a dravidian p-n-s, & that you’ve never had madras regiment p-n-s envy!