mae martin
mae is a beautiful young woman, whoever typically would choose beer over blunt, but shes learning to like marijuana and wants to be close to her friends and partner, but doesn’t know how they feel, feels like she just keeps getting pushed away and replaced. she’ll have her ups and downs, but she’ll be okay sooner or later! she will love someone with all her heart until they turn on her!
person 1: d-mn, have you seen mae martin?
person 2: no, why?
person 1: she said she’s having a bad day, we need to find her, and comfort her!
person 2: got it!
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