maestrobation
maestrobation is the whacking off of the maestro before a concert.
often -ssigned to someone from the fiddle section because of their strong and supple wrists.
“oh cecilia,” said the maestro, “i believe it’s time for some maestrobation.”
“yes, maestro,” said cecilia as she began to play his organ.
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