maggot

1 a slimy insect lava that can be used to treat injuries.

2 a slimy disgusting child with a low iq who constantly whines that slipknot are the best band in the world.

there are 3 types of slipknot maggots

1. schoolyard maggot – frequently seen in schools smoking round the back of the building, makes rude comments to anyone who doesn’t share there opinion on the best band in the world (slipknot) usually miss lessons because “were hard” or “school sucks d-ck” out of school the maggot will take the guise of a hobo asking p-ssers by if they have a cigarette and/or spare change.

2. internet maggot – these maggots are possibly the most annoying. since they missed so much school and so many english lessons (as they were smoking there life away) the maggot is reduced to spelling “spelin” really wrong and making them look completely stupid. most conversations with them will leave you doubting humanity. also again if you don’t think slipknot are the greatest band in the universe you will be dissed. but it will make you laugh more than upset you.
“u dunt lik slipknot ur f-ckin gay”

3. the exception – although there aren’t many maggots like this to speak of, but some can be quite smart. these ones tend to be fans of other bands as well (disscluding rap/rock) they can spell, they don’t ask for money and if you don’t like slipknot they either give a good solid debate about how slipknot are a good band, or they don’t care and accept the fact that everyone has different opinions on music. unfortunately after talking to one of these you will more than likely b-mp into 10 others who are stupid thus once again giving you a deep hatred of the band slipknot, and all there goth wannabe fans.
me: slipknot really aren’t that great, they have some ok songs but there really are way better bands out there.

typical maggot: ur a dik go n screw ur dad

me: what will this act achieve?

typical maggot: f-ck u i screwd ur s1ster la5t nite.

me: all i’m saying is i don’t think slipknot are the best band in the world.

typical maggot: who r betr then?

me: black sabbath, iron maiden, metallica, slayer, cannibal corpse

typical maggot: u f-g thats gay sh1t
1. a slipknot fan.
2. a little person.
3. a baby fly.
1. i’m a maggot! (sic)
2. get out of the way you maggot.
3. why are there maggots all over your room?
1. to be ‘p-ssed as a c-nt’. very drunk.
2. not so common: to be f-cked from any drug.
1. he drunk a whole case to himself, he was fully maggot/maggotted.
2. i munched 3 bikkies and i was maggoted.
1. a term (in australia) that refers to alcoholic intoxication, but specifically to a level of drunkeness that includes loss of co-ordination, vomiting and soiling yourself.
1. “i drank so much last night! i was f-cking maggot!”
person who considers themselves to be a huge slipknot fan
glen is a hard core maggot. he’d suck corey taylors nuts!
affectionate term used by american metal band slipknot to describe the bands fans
that guy in the slipknot moshpit is a serious maggot
any one who is a big slipknot fan
i am a maggot and d-mn well happy

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