maggot baby


(n.) the horribly mutated offspring of your alcoholic ex-girlfriend when she gets knocked up by the loser she picks up at the bar to make you jealous.
earl: hey, ron! have you seen jennifer’s baby?

ron: f-ck that dirty sl-t and her maggot baby!

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