maggot dick
a term meaning a very white and small p-n-s
boy: you maggot d-ck
boy 2: thats effed up
white men’s p-n-s size…resembles an actual maggot. white and small.
woman: “i can’t feel anything!”
white man: “huh, but i’m inside of you??”
woman: get off me, maggot d-ck!”
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