Magic Abe


a combination of the houdini and abe lincoln. when having s-x with a girl from behind, you spit on her back or find some other way into making her think you’ve -j-c-l-t-d on her, then cover his face in man juice when she turns around. you then throw p-b-s on her face (pre-cut or ripped out mid-intercourse if you’re manly) which will stick to the s-m-n, giving her an abe lincoln beard.
i gave macee the old magic abe last night…needless to say, she’ll probably never take her eyes off of me while we’re f-cking again.

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