Magic Bullet Theory


the theory that attempts to explain how the infomercial product, “the magic bullet”, actually works. it fails miserably and everyone who bought this product hates themselves for having believed the commercial’s lies.
i bought a magic bullet and it worked for about 2 tries before a nasty burning smell started to come from around the blades and the cord burned out. it would also not blend up ice nearly as well as the commercial or the box said it would. what a piece of junk! so much for the magic bullet theory!

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