magic dick ruler
the imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their p-n-ses. the mdr adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a p-n-s.
ad-reader: “wow! this guy has 10 inches! check out this ad!”
friend: “maybe if you’re measuring with the magic d-ck ruler…”
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