Magic Eye
a girl who everyone knows is ugly but your friend spends so much time with her, that he begins seeing something that n-body else sees and thinks she is hot.
you: “dude, what in the world are you doing with her?”
friend: “she’s really a nice, and pretty girl.”
you: “naw dude, sorry…back up! you’re too close! she’s a magic eye!”
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