Magic Hour
1. (noun) a period of time typically starting soon before last call and ending when a bar/club is officially closed wherein every person who has not yet hooked up and wishes to do so lowers their respective standards to “whatever is available”. usually results in regrettable hookups with unattractive and/or fat people. when coupled with drinking large amounts of alcohol may result in truly reprehensible hookup scenarios.
2. (adj.) used to describe a person who would not normally be the object of s-xual attraction. typically said person is extraordinarily unattractive or overweight.
“hey dude, did you see who melvin hooked up with last night? she was huge!!”
“well, what do you expect at 3:30am? it was the magic hour.”
“yo, have you seen the new chick that started this week? she hot?”
“absolutely not, pure magic hour material.”
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