Magic Melvin
s-x game with a deck of cards. -ssign each suit (clubs, spades, hearts, diamonds) a different s-x position, and draw cards.
when a spade is pulled, instead of -ssuming the position, shout “abracadabra!” and spit in the girl’s face.
rules for magic melvin…
diamond: missionary
heart: doggie-style
clubs: sixty-nine
spade: doesn’t matter, because you’re just going to spit in her face.
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