magic merge
the act of merging onto a limited-access highway without checking mirrors or getting to proper speed; usually involves following the white line all the way into regular traffic by a driver oblivious to other vehicles on the road.
“on the way to work this morning i almost got in a wreck when this b-tch just magic merged right in front of me!”
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