Magic Merlin
a heroic act or miracle that’s usually unexplainable or thought impossible. it always saves the day and leaves people stupefied at the level of awesome you have achieved.
guy: “sorry, honey. the parties off.”
lady: “but you said you would throw me a baby shower!”
guy: “sorry, it just didn’t work out”
guy’s friend: “dude, don’t worry, it’s on. i pulled a magic merlin.”
guy: “thank god!”
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