magic missile


one of the first, and weakest spells in dungeons&dragons and many an rpg
i wanna cast…magic missile!
why do you want to cast magic missile, there’s nothing to attack here.
i…i’m attacking the darkness!
1. the genital area of a male
“yo, come’n take taste of my magic missle dawg”
also known as a tallywhacker, one-eyed monster, or p-n-s. used in s-x to make babies.
hey i’m going to stick my fat magic missle into your shaved v-g-n- and give you some of me, k?

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